When I was studying for my Maine Guides license, I attended a lecture by a gnarly old Master Maine Guide. He was speaking on the animals one would find in the Maine woods. After covering in detail just about every animal imaginable, he concluded by saying that, "when God had made all of the animals, he had just odds and ends left for parts with no brains; with that he made the moose".
|North American Bull Moose|
|North American Cow Moose|